Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-219.89.16.199-20161014022550

I thought this would be fun since we all know RNG decides everything in this game, however the characters have personalities and it can be fun to talk about it sometimes (e.g. Mitsutada leader bringing Sadachan home, Tenka Goken forging other Tenka Goken, Hasebe always on heavy damage pre-boss node when grinding for Fudou, etc). So I'd like to know what is the funniest or most bizarre RNG people have ever experienced in this game?

For me, it was early last year in a spare citadel with only Kashuu and Akita (first forge) in it, I tried to break Akita because I was curious what it looked like (it was one of the worse things I ever did). I managed to get Akita down to about 2HP, then took him out troopless with Kashuu to break him. Try as I might, I couldn't get the enemy to attack him; Kashuu was taking all the hits from the enemy. It was incredible and after 10+ sorties, I eventually became convinced it's impossible to break Akita, and I gave up. It's like some sort of creepypasta but I still think about that event even now. It's almost like RNG didn't want Kashuu to be alone inside that citadel... 