User blog:Sweetcosmos/ToukenRan E4 World Poker Series

'''How To Play ToukenRan Poker? ''' You are the table players, while RNGesus is the dealer, deal with it. Once RNGesus calls for a "set up" that's the signal of start of the game. He gives you some random cards and lucky if you got the mysterious fire card before getting any of the anal bead-chips, that means the dealer will give you a 2X raise, but be careful if you got a deuce cause that's a very bad thing in tkrbE4.

If you consider yourself a donkey(a weak player from poker) don't attempt to check-raise or do a call like an angry mofo who desperately needs to win no matter what. If you feel like that the situation is getting bloody then just do a fold, cash out all your anal beads, then revise a new strat afterwards. If you are confident to win then go, be an aggressive and do an all in, but don't regret it afterwards XD

Be careful if you encounter an immortal satan worshipper card after getting a deuce, RNGesus might announce the winner and that's a wrap up, all your cards are dead, game over.

Enough with my Poker sth, let's go to my 'exp during the event'

There was maintenance b4 the event, and I left my main-team for a 10-hour expedition asdfg<-- regretted a f*ck, Don't do it unless you want to get a boner(event only lasts for a few days). Many hours later I opened the game, and my team was there, exhausted smht. I noticed that the event's kinda racist from the previous ones, cuz 1st, theres this weird 3-life span Illuminati pies ... 2nd there's no RNG dice, and 3rd tkrb staffs are digging the Poker system for this sth.



K everythings good, tbh Map 1 was like taking a stroll and inhaling marijuana easy as hell 'til I get to map 2 when sth gets real when you meet 1-hit-all-lvl-1K tantous, wtf.

Surprised as hell I suddenly refreshed the whole thing, good thing that ur harem sword doesn't break mofo it goes to ur battle recs though. asdfg

So I got through the whole thing while cursing RNGesus when I got to map 4, Event time: 10 hours and clearing all the maps + getting only half of the sth prizes ORZ.

Maintenace #2

Changes implemented: Maps 1-2 no steroid enemies, made the event easier probly because of the love letters, no sth goes to ur battle record, for serious.

So map 2 no steroids, the best map for farming, though Map 3-4 is total bullsh*t I don't remember obtaining several mounts of arrow cards and ass bombs LIKE WTF maintenance 1 wasn't like this omg